the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020
by Zakapillar July 15, 2017
1) the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. Sam Washers are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. Sam Washers occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of Sam Washer as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a Sam Washer.
by Robyn Thorpe February 22, 2012
A guy who would offer people with money so he can suck their dick. Won't stop until dick I saggy like old men's dick. Most people decline this offer.
by Sam Dequidt January 27, 2016
by Dick Vaginasheck June 22, 2024
When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023
i love sam stutzman
by sam stutzmans December 13, 2019