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24 hour reply rule

When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply

There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".

If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?

Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply

Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?

Steve: More than 24 hours.....

Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
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3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.
by bostonjerk June 5, 2014
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DJ 5 Second Rule

When a man is in and out and done. Hence the 5 second rule.
Woah! Dalton was so fast! Total DJ 5 second rule!
by dixienormous994 December 7, 2010
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1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
by Urban Dictionary January 18, 2008
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N-Word Pass rules

You are allowed to say the word if you are white if you are singing, threatened, or you got the n word pass from a black or light skinned kid
Singing Cameolot and it says nigga but you are white. You are still allowed to say the n word considering these are the N-Word Pass rules
by Definey Boy October 23, 2019
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Boy Scout Rule of D

Boy Scout Rule: If one friend sees another's penis, in order to restore balance to the relationship the first friend must show the second his penis.
Tom: I saw Jim's penis and now things are weird between us.
John: Show him your penis and you'll be fine. Its the Boy Scout Rule of D
by DieselHammer May 9, 2011
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