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brutal as fuck

Something which is incredibly brutal.
This movie is brutal as fuck.

The steel plate in my skull is brutal as fuck.
by 1281536815667≡Aug April 29, 2011
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Fuck Tee

Fuck tee is a tee shirt worn by a male or female who is uncomfortable with their weight so they wear a shirt to hide the top half of their bodies when having sex.

or

When a person having sex leaves only their shirt on in an awkward way to not expose themselves due to being self conscious about their body.
joe: hey what did you do lastnight?
steve: went over that girls house.
joe: how did that go?
steve: not to bad except she wore a fuck tee when we had sex, said she didnt like showing her body
by jgod1039 December 18, 2010
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Costco Fuck

Fucked in bulk;When your fucked in one more way then one.
Chris:Dude!schools such a drag.I have my report due tomorrow and my parents found out about me dictching p.e. It Sucks!

Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.
by rawr4tehdinos March 26, 2009
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fucking bang

1) Used to announce your profound agreement with a statement.

2) To acknowledge that something someone recommended is really good.
1)
a: "I think that Daft Punk are a good band"
b: "fucking bang"

2)
a: "You should listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster"
b: "ok"
2 weeks later
a: "did you listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster?"
b: "Yeah, fucking bang!"
by Grogberg March 19, 2008
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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."

You - "It's because it metamorphosed."

Me - *vomit*
by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010
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pudge fuck

very much like titty fucking except the man inserts his penis between 2 rolls of fat on a woman's body (usually between love handles and belly fat) and fucks it.
"You're about a Twinkie away from a pudge fuck, you should go on a diet."
by sagegage October 11, 2007
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cunty fuck

used as a curse when something doesn't go right. or when there's a mishap.
*drops earring in toilet*
"oh you cunty fuck"
by fuckyourwhore September 5, 2006
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