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Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.
I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!
by Sylax6 December 21, 2025
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Ya know, when you're cruisin' around the block lookin' for dudes to blow.
When you are Nagy just cruisin' around lookin' for dudes to blow.
by Prometheus2010 December 29, 2025
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Blow up doll

The thing keeping daddy with mommy
Look it's dad with his Blow up doll
by Price of shit June 25, 2022
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blowing smoke

To fart. To trump. To drop one. To let one fly.
A euphemism for farting.
A more polite way to say farting.
Joe: “Are you blowing smoke?”
Diana: “No.”
Joe: “Oh come on, that’s rotten!”
Diana: “Well I did eat a curry last night…”
by What’s it to ya? June 28, 2022
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Blow back

Retaliation. Counter. Ie, getting your lick back.
You hit him with a low blow. He’s gonna blow back.
by AA Aretaic™️ June 30, 2022
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Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.
“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”
by Nike7537 February 21, 2022
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Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!
by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022
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