tits akimbo

When your knocked on your arse by a 5ft 3 dundonian

Laura’s twatted graeme and he’s laying sparkled on the floor tits akimbo

by Graeme the turkey January 17, 2018

Tinsel Tits

To be in a festive mood and bring out your tinsel tits.

Wow, have you seen Tia's decorations?! This season she has surely embraced her inner Tinsel Tits.

by alfjak July 13, 2016

Tit wipe

Stale bodily fluids removed from female breast region

"Wipe that cum off my tits Colin!" (Colin would now be a Tit wipe.
After a sweaty sports session, wipe the 'region' and gas mask (cup their face)someone nearby. The person doing the gas masking would be Tit wiping

by Archie Bald Hughes September 12, 2006

zipper-tits

An offensive term used to describe female to male transgender people, referring to the stitch scars left my removing breast tissue to appear less feminine.

"What up zipper-tits!"

"Wow thats incredibly insensitive. What an unfunny and pathetic joke."

by YoureSoSkibbidy August 23, 2022

Tits McGee

Otherwise known as the young adult Dakota Turner. Very good looking, will attempt to shut you down in every way possible.

Yo, did you hang out with Tits McGee today?
Nah, he was too busy playing destiny.
Dang, that's too bad, He's really good looking.

by Nighthawk01 October 23, 2014

tit breath

Someone who has been sucking on wangers for too long, resulting in their breath smelling of tit.

Someone who is more than just your average tit.

'Relax, it's only tit breath!'

'Why don't you go fuck your mother, tit breath!'

by twofat March 16, 2008

a man tit

a woman with tits but acts like a man

I saw a man tit at lows. U know a man tit when u see one if you keep assking your self " is that a woman? she got tits! and no hair on leg! and ear rings " Ah must be a man tit when you cant tell for shure. If you lick tits on a man tit you will grow hair between your toes.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 16, 2006