retardity

the art/act of being retarded

Shit, thats some retardity right there!

by Bomb.!, September 23, 2022

sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

Retard

someone that is about to jump off a cliff in west bay at the beach.

that guy up there is a retard

by hugemong69 April 14, 2021

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.

Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.

by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019