Retardity

Like stupidly, but worse. A mix of stupidity and fuckery.

What kind of retardity is this?

by Wanderlustful04 December 9, 2025

Retard

Nigga you is retarded if you’s retarded if retarded is you Nigga.

“Bitch ass motherfucks i hate them”
“Hey! I can’t help it I’m autistic!”
“So you retarded Nigga?”

by Shit head nigger December 15, 2025

Retard

Nick

Nick: The world is flat
Everybody else: Nick you are fucking retarded

by Official Nicholas Hater 67 December 23, 2025

Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).

“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”

by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024

Retard

A guy named gaybriel who thinks he is the richest in the room

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by Nico12343 February 16, 2024

Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game

Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game

by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024