David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by Poopybuttmanmanman November 21, 2021

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

David nall

A typical egg farm in the western islands.

When we went down to David Nall, we were pleased to find the enormous batch of eggs.

by persoonannana February 12, 2018

david aka fadedstories

Adorable bbe (I love you <3)

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3

by Uranus:) April 19, 2024

david belmonte

Is a super hot guy from Spain, more exactly, Alicante. He is an muser with about 300k fans on Musical.ly. He is funny, beautiful, cute, adorable, loving and sweet.He will always make you happy when you see his smile.

David Belmonte's smile is so fucking beautiful.

by Catasstefania May 15, 2017

David Belmonte

A famous Younower, Muser and Instagramer who is known for making cute and hot videos and pictures for the internet. Everybody falls in love with this boy.

,,Do you know David Belmonte?"
,ofc he is made of boyfriend material'
,,Go away he is mine"

by carobufty July 09, 2017