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Michael

Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass

Michael said “your an ass”
by Underdog441 March 21, 2024
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michael hobbs

UGLY JERK A BITCH AND SOMEONE WHO WILL ALWAYS LIKE YOU AND IT'S SO ANNOYING HE IS A FUCKING BASTERD
by panda lover 616 February 13, 2018
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Michael

An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
Michael is always there for you!

Who's that guy? It must be Michael, he's awesome!
by MattX26 November 22, 2021
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Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs
Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh
by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023
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Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 25, 2021
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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Michael Duff OUT

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game
Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.
by Krj97 October 21, 2023
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