may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

Mai

A small subset breed of Mai that are brilliant bad bitchez

That Mai is a different Mai. This one wakes up early and drinks tequila

by Hypeboi12 July 2, 2021

may 4

Nation hug and kiss a Caden day!

Teacher: Why does Caden have hickeys on his neck?
Kid:It’s may 4
Teacher: oh yeah i forgot *gives kiss and hug*

by penis crusader May 3, 2022

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

May 26th

National Tiddy pic day
For all the boys who want tiddy pics (the girlies too)

Boy: Hey babe! It’s May 26th.
Girl: *Sigh* *1 attachment*

by HeavyStar May 26, 2024

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

mai

annoying ass bitch

ew did you see mai today ooo 😂

by bruh2345 November 2, 2019