by Its6PM October 24, 2017

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator
someone: no , why
y/n : did you even have a childhood
someone: no , why
y/n : did you even have a childhood
by cheeznotfound_ July 31, 2021

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between. These cars most likely have banners or stickers showing support to various car clubs or groups they are apart of.
Did you see how low that car is? How does it even drive??
That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023

Person1 : i wish cars ware teal
Person2 : you mean silly car?
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Person2 : you mean silly car?
Person1 : WHATT NOOOLKNAJXCBHDBYRGV BRGV R ZVrtrv yvhgbvfb ghdf bj er
by oh! thats not... February 16, 2024
