tardan'half

A tard and a half. Two tards are more tardy than one (:

Kidd: Who? Who's Chuck Norris?
Other: Oh dear. Tardan'half

by Rachael Norris June 9, 2007

Champna half

A. Some one that is the best but not by far.

B. Someone who has done something amazing but beleive able
C. someone who has done what they were axed to do almost perfectly

"Great game you scored 3 touchdowns on offense and you scored 1 in an interception on defense your a champna half"

"Man if you can drink dat all in a half a minute your a champna half."

by Darkness midnight mothafucka August 21, 2009

jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

by hdawg028 January 4, 2010

Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

Native Halfirican

One who is Native American, African American, Caucasian, and Irish.

Tyron Blackbird O'Smith is a Native Halfirican!

by YouKnow(; June 10, 2012

houston half pipe

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.

I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.

by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014

miss half day

a women who goes out with a guy (sunny) for 12 hours

she is miss half day

by sunny leaver April 3, 2015