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Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
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Dirty Daegan

When someone snores so fucking loud on call that it makes you wanna squeeze orange juice into your dick hole.
Yo, last night I gave myself the Dirty Daegan. It burned
by ShrimpBallBaby April 26, 2020
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Dirty Anca

The very seductive and convincing act of pretending to be an innocent angelic girl but truly being absolutely overriden with smut fantasies about Faeries demons and koreans.
"Hey Steve, are you pulling a Dirty Anca with that chick youre trying to sleep with?"
"No Ian its a dude."
by SweatyCamel September 7, 2021
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dirty cheesesteak

Barles you've got one dirty cheesesteak!
by Alottaf Agina and Ama Weenar January 1, 2009
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Dirty Paiza

While givng anal sex, draw with your pennis a long unibrow made of poop.

Same as Dirty Afghani
Remember the chick last night? She had diarreha or something so I gave her back a Dirty Paiza.
by Paiza September 20, 2008
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dirty jacobe

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.
Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.
by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021
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dirty zak

A fucking outrageously hot and stinky poo that burns your asshole so much that you end up having to get an operation. IT IS DEADLY
OMG I had a Dirty Zak for two weeks and my bum is itchy
by ItchyA$$hole July 21, 2020
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