cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

Ket Cunted

When you’re absolutely off chops either having taken ketamine or not.

My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.

by Geophph August 16, 2019

Cunt Muzzle

A woman only good for sitting on your face

Karen is such a cunt muzzle

by KingofLakemoor August 18, 2019

Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

Cunt Rudder

A females life long decision making and navigation tool.

JENNY HAD BETTER GET HER CUNT RUDDER ALIGNED OR SHE WILL NEVER GET LAID OR GET THAT JOB.

by Alexander Ironheart May 29, 2018

Die-Cunt

To die as a cunt, while being royally insulted as salty and racist.

"oh hey mark, how are you doing?" (response) "oh, im doing great, thank you. How about yourself?" (response) "Die-Cunt.

by Swirlcios May 30, 2018

Rancid Cunt

A Female that goes out of her way to make your life Hell.

Ann Hernandez from Dairyland seeds doesnt work for the Customers yeah shes a Rancid Cunt

by Rancid cunt June 3, 2018