Insecure Cunt

cunts who make a new word on urbandictionary.com complimenting themselves

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insecure cunt: jessica is girl who is so smart and pretty... and HER TITS ARE BIGGER THAN BELLAS!

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insecure cunt: Riley is girl who is more intellectual and brave than any other. she isn't afraid to be herself even if her eyebrows look like a 12 yo's rat mustache as her stupid mom said. FUCK YOU MOM.

by whore^2 July 4, 2017

cunt list

An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.

This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018

Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

cunt-stopped

When a lesbian gets cock-blocked.

This chick tried to steal my chick, so I cunt-stopped her.

by SlightlyUsed February 10, 2017

Cunt life

An almighty uterus gang comprised of 2 or more members.

I didn't chose through cunt life, the cunt life chose me.

by Heat of the Assbutt July 9, 2016

grumpy cunt

A female human who's attractiveness is a 9 or higher on a scale of 1-10 but projects a grumpy energy at passers that glance at her face ,tits or her bum.

Hey David &Christy, I saw the most beautiful girl today while out walking my imaginary dog up at the college campus: I locked eyes with her tits & face and she totally didn't even give me a second look. David: She sounds like a Grumpy Cunt. Christy: A grumpy Cunt indeed.

by Phil Hisassin May 18, 2016