box guy

A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.

Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.

Box Guy: No way, think bigger.

Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.

Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

sausage box

vagina

ex 1: "im gunna stuff your sausage box so hard"

ex 2: "so did you get with stacey?" "yeah i fucked her in sausage box."

by jatshateghandi June 17, 2019

Nut Boxing

The process of masturbatting while slamming ones fist down onto their nuts.

Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"

Or

My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.

by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018

Cracker box

A bus or van full of white people otherwise known as crackers

The people in the Cracker box go yap! yap! yap!

by FiggyMiggy March 7, 2020

X-Box

Gey

You like dudes? Ur X-Box

by bIg ChUnGuS December 23, 2018

box rail

Doing a line of blow off of a chick's pubis or right off of her naked snatch.

That guy partied so hard that night, I saw him doing box rails with three strippers.

by melted1 December 14, 2007

Munch Box

The best bakery in Hollywood available for delivery only!

Munch Box is truly a box worth munching!

by MUNCHBOXDESSERTS January 26, 2022