Bob

Someone named Bob, short for Robert. People named Bob are usually about 5'9", which is also the average height for human men.

"Hey, Robert! What's up?"

"Don't call me that. Call me Bob now. It's my nickname."

"That doesn't make any sense. Those two names don't sound anything alike."

"Fuck you, Steven. No one likes you."

by Jukkobee January 19, 2022

Bob

bob is spelt the same way frontward as it is backward. also, bobs usually are fat, ugly, and their wives are usually the same. they are introverts and socially awkward. they also are something that you may want in your life.

Wow, look at the pathetic guy, is that Bob??

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.

Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022

boom bomb bob

When that annoying cousin comes over just call them this

boom bomb bob is gay

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

butterfly bob

Butterfly bob is a noble creature. You may trust butterfly bob with your credit card information, IP address and identity. Butterfly bob should be trusted with your life, love butterfly bob

BUTTERFLY BOB IS SO COOL

by Butterfly bob May 22, 2022

bob the builder

He's a builder from a kids show

I love that bob the builder episode!

by thatguyuwu May 22, 2022

Bob Ross

Chicken want a bang. Sod pop where? nnnneeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bannana

Guy 1# Do you know who Bob Ross is? Guy2# You don.t who Bob Ross is !!!??? Guy 1# No? Guy 2#Chicken want a bang. Sod pop where? nnnneeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bannana

by Kool Dad 2097 May 31, 2022