American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 05, 2022

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american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

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Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 04, 2023

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The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.

Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.

by Mjku December 22, 2014

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Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba November 06, 2017

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A very bad airlines

A; you wanna go on American Air??
B: nooooooooooooo!!!

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by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024

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