pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

intense pig latin

what ends up on the screen when your curser mysteriously moves as you try to type

i was instant messaging with my friend when my cursor moved and she could not understand the intense pig latin on my screen! "slike my lifeounds" (translation: sounds like my life)

by thelwngnome December 29, 2011

Peppa Pig

A really popular Tv show that a bunch of people have made edits on, like that youtuber Roscoe McGilludy i think. Peppa pig is really annoying and Mummy pig gets a full description on google.

Real Peppa Pig: Hello Mummy Pig!
Edits: Yo sister what's popping?

by CatMan3 April 26, 2021

Pigs

Fat,pink,adorable,things that roll in mud.That wait around to become bacon. Also called swines.

That Farm over there had the cutest farm animals. Especially the pigs!

by That takes the cake 🍰 February 28, 2019

pig

don't search up it's scientific name

jason just searched up the scientific name for a pig and now he's having a seizure

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 5, 2022

Raving pig style

when you go to a party and see that one jerkhole that is equil distance to the snack bar and the dance floor, even though he is fat as hell he ends up jiggling all that fat and your stuck wondering what the hell happend with your life that you decide to open a bakery and leave

Never gonna write this, its just annoying

#ravingpigstyle or raving pig style

by mute moth October 15, 2018