when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's /jmug. by bingus vs floppa May 3, 2022
Get the The Jmug. A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
Get the J-tankmug. A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton
by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023
Get the Ryan J. Josephmug. J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
Get the J Money Glandmug. Young, sexy songwriter and producer. Talented in just about every way, shape and form. Is there anything he can't do? Call him Bobby J.
He is the singer and mastermind for the band Steal the Scenery. He has written two albums with Jaime Preciado from Pierce the Veil!!!!! He writes and produces for some of my favorite artists, including Trevor Moran!!!!!! Oh and listening to the song "Promise" by Steal the Scenery is a huge must!
He is the singer and mastermind for the band Steal the Scenery. He has written two albums with Jaime Preciado from Pierce the Veil!!!!! He writes and produces for some of my favorite artists, including Trevor Moran!!!!!! Oh and listening to the song "Promise" by Steal the Scenery is a huge must!
by Celestelovecats September 22, 2013
Get the Bobby J Fraustomug. Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).
Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.
by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017
Get the Mikey (J Blige)mug.