Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
by NONONOOOBE1LAA June 01, 2022
Bob
by PoooofTheeeeMagiccccDragonnnn October 04, 2022
by MinkC0atjus4thewinta June 04, 2020
A slightly obese chubby male that wears a "Love is love" badge on their shirt at all times. Bob is a kind, amiable guy that would be last in line for his friends. Bob is the least extroverted person in the room, if a stranger walks in, he starts to chat with them. Bob is straight, attracted to short girls with big ass cheeks and tits, he prefers brunettes, but is never picky.
by Benji Man March 08, 2023