Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
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Taking an L

Taking LSD (drugs, acid)
I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L
by BayleyHeen January 01, 2022
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Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 12, 2024
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Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away.
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by TeamAlicorn April 12, 2024
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Take credit

You DID take credit for it you fucking cripple. When he made the video in response to the conservatives using him as a talking point and he said that he though it was kind of funny because he was talking about THEM... YOUR RESPONSE was that he was ungrateful and that "We are the one's who made him famous and a millionaire." You did EXACTLY THAT.
Hym "Really... How bad are your memories? That was like a month ago. You take credit for Oliver Anthony's fame after he's critical with conservatives and now you know even kmow whether or not that's how things work? And MY response was 'No. You're full of shit and the song was viral before you saud anything about it. When you did mention the song you called it a viral song. You're full of shit and a liar. God doesn't love you and it probably hates your kids.' Or something along those lines."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
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Taking a Jack

Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
by longschlong45 May 24, 2018
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Take oath

Take oath is a term used by travellers or gypsies to promise something like:
Oi you digymcoy take oath on ya mothers life you did not steal ma Charlene. You gorja
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