P&BJ Sandwich

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."

by quiliff December 11, 2016

Hot Haim Sandwich

A sandwich, that goes well with a piece of coffee

Friend 1:Wanna go to the diner, and get a Hot Haim Sandwich?
Friend 2: Hell Yeah

by piss tendon September 25, 2022

Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.

due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.

by chef Miles March 11, 2012

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.

Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!

by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022

Vaggie mite sandwich

Another word play this time on the australian veggie mite sandwich. The "spread"in this case would be a woman's quin. Hence a roundabout way of saying eating pussy.

My girlfriend and I made a. Vaggie mite sandwich using her own natural sauces!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021