Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.

Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?

by White boy thug July 26, 2015

Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

by escyr April 15, 2022

wow lily where did you buy your airport pants? Oh fag central located in Miami.

by fruitlooped May 10, 2018

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

by Opa124 November 24, 2021

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023