Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024

Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 07, 2022

poppy pants

You

“You’re a poppy pants in every way possible” -Christian MCcollom

by Poppypantz November 23, 2022

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.

That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.

by stretchdos April 10, 2022