Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.

Potatoes are the meaning of life.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person

The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.

by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023

potato sense

People that have knowledge on how to cook a potato, without being taught.

Sam did not need a recipe on how to bake a potato because he has potato sense.

by sliceofthespoon February 24, 2023

potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021

Potato

a complete idiot

That kid is such a potato.

by Djw12f92 January 17, 2018

Potato

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017

Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021