Today Night

Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.

Hope y’all have fun today night!

by LittleBit1 November 24, 2021

Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core

'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.

Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."

by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020

Prom Night Tight

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge

Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight

by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012

lezzy night

When 2 lesbians have a movie night together.

"Me and Rachel watched No Time To Die for our lezzy night, but it had such a sad ending!"

by crackqueline October 13, 2021

Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.

I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

Night Cock

A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.

Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.

by Scabby J May 30, 2018