National toe fungus day

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.

HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

National fuck TYRESE Day

May 4 just cuzzzzzzx

Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?

by Yuuhnj oh g May 4, 2019

National bra pic day

May 14th is national bra pic day

Guy “Hey guess what day it is”
Girl “what day”
Guy “national bra pic day”
Girl *sends bra pic*
Guy “have a nice day”

by Krispiecharms May 13, 2019

National Suck a titty Day

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.

Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh

by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019

National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

by Kacklemore April 12, 2019

National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019

National go to church day

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole

by Chooseholy April 12, 2019