Mexican eyebrow pencil

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.

Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

by repeal17thamendment September 7, 2010

Mexican hot pocket

to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.

Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk

by randomhero565 February 27, 2009

Mexican Air Freshener

The sexual act of eating substantial portions of Mexican food and defecating on your partner's stomach while facing away from them, followed by the wafting of the smell toward said partner.

Bro A: Dude, I gave Jennifer a Mexican Air Freshener last night and I think she liked it.
Bro B: How do you know?
Bro A: She said she loved it right before she vomited.

by Infected Kittie June 14, 2010

Mexican Down Syndrome

A semi-uncommon disorder among Mexican immigrants, MDS consists of a total lack of knowledge of American culture and language. Phrases such as "Come over, i'll cook you", "I love the smell of burn", "Can I use powerful words?", and "Smelt" are used frequently. Patients diagnosed normally don't have many friends, and are give shit by nearly everyone.

Jay: Did Rosa just say,"Shit my hole"?

Matt: Give her a break, her doctor says she has a case of chronic Mexican Down Syndrome.

by Richard Pancreas February 21, 2009

mexican hand job

The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.

Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"

Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"

Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."

Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."

by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008

mexican horse fly

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).

The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.

by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010

Mexican Chocolate Mixer

When having anal sex with a heavily tequila-intoxicated individual the penis is pulled out of the anus right before orgasm and shoved into the mouth causing the receiver to vomit creating the mixture of "chocolate," tequila, semen, and vomit.

After leaving the Cinco de Mayo celebration Brigham was saddened to learn that he missed watching Jeremy give Emily a Mexican Chocolate Mixer.

by MojoWojo December 16, 2011