A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.
Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}
That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.
Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.
That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.
Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.
by repeal17thamendment September 7, 2010
Get the Mexican eyebrow pencilmug. to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.
by randomhero565 February 27, 2009
Get the Mexican hot pocketmug. The sexual act of eating substantial portions of Mexican food and defecating on your partner's stomach while facing away from them, followed by the wafting of the smell toward said partner.
Bro A: Dude, I gave Jennifer a Mexican Air Freshener last night and I think she liked it.
Bro B: How do you know?
Bro A: She said she loved it right before she vomited.
Bro B: How do you know?
Bro A: She said she loved it right before she vomited.
by Infected Kittie June 14, 2010
Get the Mexican Air Freshenermug. A semi-uncommon disorder among Mexican immigrants, MDS consists of a total lack of knowledge of American culture and language. Phrases such as "Come over, i'll cook you", "I love the smell of burn", "Can I use powerful words?", and "Smelt" are used frequently. Patients diagnosed normally don't have many friends, and are give shit by nearly everyone.
Jay: Did Rosa just say,"Shit my hole"?
Matt: Give her a break, her doctor says she has a case of chronic Mexican Down Syndrome.
Matt: Give her a break, her doctor says she has a case of chronic Mexican Down Syndrome.
by Richard Pancreas February 21, 2009
Get the Mexican Down Syndromemug. The act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. This is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions associated with Mexico and select parts of the south western united states. Without this clarification, it is assumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.
Bro -"Hey Jim did you get any action with that chick?"
Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
Jim -"Yeah dude, we went to the beach and I got a hand job!"
Bro -"Man, I am really sorry to hear that. Thats called a Mexican hand job."
Jim -"I'm still pretty raw..."
by tygotmojjo December 14, 2008
Get the mexican hand jobmug. when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).
by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010
Get the mexican horse flymug. While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.
by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011
Get the Mexican fly trapmug.