James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

james bond burger

cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.

i james bond burgered my sister last friday

by MONGUS January 28, 2022

Douglass C James

A fattass lowlife who steals peoples wives and pisses off alot of people. approx 11 months after he steals a wife, he will be found mysteriously shot in the head....such a shame.... ;)

Douglass c james is a looser

by Keggy Dulan October 11, 2009

Devon James Blob

This animal is a Fish, but can also be homosexual at times. This rare fish likes to take it up the rear from sammy t, the exotic dancing bird.

Yesterday I saw a Sammy T and a Devon James Blob having ''FUN''

by Rick harrmann May 17, 2011

pull a James Bond

serving as a groomsman in a wedding, and later on, banging a bridesmaid from behind. Pull out and skeet on her back, and roll her over onto your tux jacket, so that it is stuck to her. Similar to pulling a superman.

the best man totally got pull a James Bond. That maid of honor, what a slut.

by ballchester January 4, 2010

to rick james someone

1. To slap someone in the face.
2. To smoke a hell of a lot of cocaine.

1. I was like to my bro. "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Then I slapped him so hard in the face! Then later that day he asked someone the same question and he got slapped again.

2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

by IphilP August 14, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).

"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."

"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"

by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004