Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

“I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019

Jake/eros

Jake/Eros is the best person you can ever meet you can always catch them in Kpop chat spouting nonsense (unless you know about Koop ) they also have a good sense of style 😯 his Roblox character is so swag this person is always willing to play some Roblox with you and you can always text them at 5 I’m the morning to play pingpong on iOS games ALSO VERY TALENTED te amo

Omg Jake/Eros you so cool 😱😱😱

by El edit July 22, 2021

Jake Caruaua

Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.

Look at the anorexic fish. It's called Jake Caruaua.

by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019

Jake

Jakes a naughty boy he is trans and prob non-binary

hi JAKE

by FCUK JACOB August 24, 2020

Jake

Someone who is based as fuck

Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say

by nvidiahascrashed November 24, 2021

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.

A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.

by DerpGod January 16, 2022