Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

Usually go by the name of Brenden, they often cry or get angry if anything happens to there car on a game such as gta.
by Anti mackam April 9, 2022

POPPING – Sharp, explosive sounds can be described as popping and usually aren't as loud as banging. ... RUMBLING – Almost a roar, but sounds like it's far away. SCRAPING – Usually a high-pitched jeet-jeet sort of noise that speeds up as the vehicle speeds up. Kind of like a chirp, but more metallic
by Verycoolboy October 14, 2020

by greencar January 30, 2023

by Obviouslyclear September 15, 2025

A body that appears to be attached to a person of overall attractiveness if it is viewed while seated in a car, so that the abdomen and lower body are concealed. Sort of an antonym of "butterface."
by slamtheflap July 25, 2011
