fuck snot

After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.

Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.

by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009

brutal as fuck

Something which is incredibly brutal.

This movie is brutal as fuck.

The steel plate in my skull is brutal as fuck.

by 1281536815667≡Aug April 29, 2011

Fuck Tee

Fuck tee is a tee shirt worn by a male or female who is uncomfortable with their weight so they wear a shirt to hide the top half of their bodies when having sex.

or

When a person having sex leaves only their shirt on in an awkward way to not expose themselves due to being self conscious about their body.

joe: hey what did you do lastnight?
steve: went over that girls house.
joe: how did that go?
steve: not to bad except she wore a fuck tee when we had sex, said she didnt like showing her body

by jgod1039 December 18, 2010

cunty fuck

used as a curse when something doesn't go right. or when there's a mishap.

*drops earring in toilet*
"oh you cunty fuck"

by fuckyourwhore September 5, 2006

fucking bang

1) Used to announce your profound agreement with a statement.

2) To acknowledge that something someone recommended is really good.

1)
a: "I think that Daft Punk are a good band"
b: "fucking bang"

2)
a: "You should listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster"
b: "ok"
2 weeks later
a: "did you listen to Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster?"
b: "Yeah, fucking bang!"

by Grogberg March 19, 2008

pudge fuck

very much like titty fucking except the man inserts his penis between 2 rolls of fat on a woman's body (usually between love handles and belly fat) and fucks it.

"You're about a Twinkie away from a pudge fuck, you should go on a diet."

by sagegage October 11, 2007

Costco Fuck

Fucked in bulk;When your fucked in one more way then one.

Chris:Dude!schools such a drag.I have my report due tomorrow and my parents found out about me dictching p.e. It Sucks!

Aiden:Ouch.Your so costco fucked.

by rawr4tehdinos March 26, 2009