douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.

That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.

by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

Douche bag

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.

Hey Steve your a douche bag!

by S-Factor612 September 27, 2008

Douche Flute

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"

Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.

by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020

non-douche

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

by levi parker September 5, 2007

Douche Nozzle

A "Sidecick" of A douch bag, who handles their dirty work.

Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!

Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!

Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!

by Mattii Boi January 29, 2009

douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)

The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!

by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008

Douche Bag Bitch

A female douche bag. A douchess. A women who does the stupidest and most annoying things to embarrass herself, her man/woman and her friends. Most of the time starting fights, getting drunk as hell and loud talking whoever. This is not exclusive to party culture behavior. it's more open to classify any ignore behavior women are notorious for. It covers digital drama, cheating behavior or any other stupidity you can think of. A douche bag bitch just does it exceptionally well!

Natalie from the Bad Girls Club is always talkin' about "I run LA!" That douche bag bitch can't even run her own damn life! Can't keep a friend or a man to save her own damn life!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 17, 2010