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David

David is someone who never texts his gf even when she’s lonely and has no one to talk to. He never takes pictures or anything to make her happy when he knows damn well she loves him to death…..he’s off limits bye:)
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
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David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
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The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021
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David is someone any body can ask for
Most fun person to be with and be around David is someone any body can ask for
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Oh my God is that David? His dick is so prestigious
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a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.
did you hear that we have a david in our class?
by dracula100 May 20, 2023
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A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".
David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed
by funnyinternetuser927 May 29, 2023
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