A helpful lad, who's always good at telling you what part of the latest trend you've failed to follow. He's always letting you know about cool new sexual apparatuses that never even existed before his beyotch read about them in cosmo. He's well versed in all the fresh urban lingo so he's great to have at the club to stop you from potentially making an ass of yourself. He may appear to be stern or short-tempered when correcting your mistakes but he only expects of you what he expects of himself.
Box Guy: You're not going to the club like that? We need to get you some hoop earings.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.
Box Guy: No way, think bigger.
Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.
Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
Lise: How about these silver ones my grandma gave me.
Box Guy: No way, think bigger.
Lise: Right, sorry.
Box Guy: Do you have a vagina pager, all the girls have those.
Lise: What kind of knob do you think I am?
Box Guy: No, no, no, don't say that in public. It's pronounced n00b.
Lise: Touche.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010
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Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"
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My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.
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My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.
by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018
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Get the Munching box mug.The act of holding a box infront of oneself whilst playing hide and seek, creating the illusion for the seeker of a box, rather than a person. Especially effective when playing hide and seek in the dark.
Seeker: I can't find Ian, all i can find are boxes.
Found hider: Perhaps he's doing the box classic?
Found hider: Perhaps he's doing the box classic?
by Liam Casey December 9, 2008
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