Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.

When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.

by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011

box like

Slutty. Filth. Dirty. Gets around a bit.

Mate, wtf you doing, she is so box like.

by matt from hants July 25, 2006

box classic

The act of holding a box infront of oneself whilst playing hide and seek, creating the illusion for the seeker of a box, rather than a person. Especially effective when playing hide and seek in the dark.

Seeker: I can't find Ian, all i can find are boxes.
Found hider: Perhaps he's doing the box classic?

by Liam Casey December 9, 2008

box rail

Doing a line of blow off of a chick's pubis or right off of her naked snatch.

That guy partied so hard that night, I saw him doing box rails with three strippers.

by melted1 December 14, 2007

box that model

To shun, banish, excommunicate, fire, or otherwise remove a person from a situation. From the (new) Battlestar Galactica series.

According to the Battlestar Wiki - "To box a Cylon is to download a particular humanoid Cylon's consciousness from his or her body into cold storage indefinitely...". This has the effect of eliminating all copies of that Cylon model.

Alan: "So what happened to George?"

Joe: "The guy was totally incompetent so we had to box that model."

by Dave of Maine April 22, 2008

Locked in the Box

The condition of a cock being stuck in a pussy.

Man 1: dude, my cock is soar as hell!

Man 2: damn, I thought you said you hit that shit last night.

Man 1: I did, man, but I got Locked in the Box so I had to spray my jank with a water hose to get that shit out. You know how spring cock will swell up on you.

by jodaworks February 20, 2009

Box Bagger

a lame local band that no one wants to sit through to watch, usually played at the beginning of a show so that no one has to sit through the stupidness of the lame band's music.

"Man, that band was a box bagger, I hope I never have to see them again."

by Boss Bear & Co. October 9, 2008