american colonialism

Americans taking culture from countries in decline
Matt, do you love sushi?

The American food?

Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
by Pzrple October 03, 2023
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The American Cubicle

Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."
by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017
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American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half
When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.
by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024
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American Hijab

When you leave skid marks on someone's head.
I smashed that hot new intern and left her with an American Hijab, GOD BLESS THE USA YEE YEE!
by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025
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Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.
by zachzach August 30, 2006
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Pick-me American

A Pick-me American is someone who feels insecure or ashamed for being an American citizen and dunks on the US and fellow Americans to get validation from people in other countries. Some will make videos on social media, blanketing the whole US as a monolithic hellhole with no diversity in state, culture, or ethnicity. They harmfully project their personal experience like it's true everywhere in the States. This creates a false view of Americans abroad, even if it's skewed by Pick-me's self-hatred, causing prejudice or misunderstanding about Americans or the US. Pick-me's have a rose-colored lens when viewing the world vs. the US and tend to cherry-pick topics. They think culture (European)abroad is only authentic. Ignoring cultures like Appalachian, Cajun, Tejano, and indigenous people whose history is older than the founding of the US because it's not Eurocentric. Nothing validates them more than having Europeans agree with them while they bash other Americans. Some pick-me's try hard to show how un-American they are, but when they say something stupid or false and get called out, they say, "I'm just an American🤪" to save themselves.

Americans who want to travel or move abroad are fine. What's wrong is Americans who go abroad and say they're Canadians, bash fellow Americans, or apologize for being born in the US. The US and its people aren't perfect, but what you see online can be skewed to show the bad and wrong, ignoring the good aspects, of which there are many!
Pick-me American examples

Vanessa said calmly, " I don't know why the US always has to be different from the rest of the world. Unlike other Americans; I use metric, not imperial!"

Other Americans watching this pitiful display." Who is going to tell her that we actually use a mixed system like Canada and the UK and use Metric for things such as science, etc, and use US customary, not imperial."

An American Tiktoker trying to earn pity points"Stupid Americans, it's so horrible how they want to put hot sauce on a schnitzel they paid for!"

only to delete her post after getting called out by others.
by Just a normal American April 05, 2024
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