Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

eggs

the most popular child to eat

Person1:hey what are you eating?
Person2:eggs

by notarussianspy November 19, 2020

Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.

The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin

by Agownley February 6, 2017

egg donor

selling ur eggs on the black market

“yo my bich bianca is an egg donor, she selling her eggs all over the black market.”

by 🍒👼🏼💌🍯 February 14, 2018

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

Army of eggs

When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.

James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.

by Fredericks R. Fucks August 18, 2016

Chen egg fong

A person who is very poor and eats instant noodles everyday

Why are you eating instant noodles again, that's very Chen egg fong!

by Egg person November 21, 2021