little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

Hot Pants

When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.

Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.

Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming

by kathydogga December 25, 2015

shashy pants

An ashy, that is inherently sassy.

“Ashy, your being such a shashy pants.”

by Chensley July 5, 2023

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 19, 2023

puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

Pants

Someone who refers to Heroin by the slang name “pants”.

Pants is slang for down, down is slang for H, H is slang for horse and finally horse is slang for Heroin.

“Hey dude, youre pants are Down”

“Hey bruh, I wanna get down tonight can I buy some pants?”

Heroin addict approaches a heroin dealer “do you have any pants?”

Dealer: “I obviously do in this baggie that’s full of heroin”.

“parachute pants!”.

by Sydetracked November 1, 2019

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018