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1 vs All

Not great odds... 😑 But I suppose this doesn't change anything.

Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... 😖+🤦+🤏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Mizuki’s #1 Fan

mizukicuteclothes on tiktok is mizuki akiyama’s #1 fan. Mizuki is a PJSK character from a singing group. nobody on planet Earth loves Mizuki more than Mizukicuteclothes. They are the Mizuki lover of the century, no one else can top their love. You can’t out Pizza the Hut, can you? Mizuki is their life, their love, their heart, and their world. Nothing could take them away from mizuki. Mizuki is everywhere, in their brain, in their tears, and their blood. There’s nothing you could do or say to take Mizuki away from them, this is Mizuki‘s number one fan

You: im mizuki’s #1 fan!

mizukicuteclothes: “if my eyes turn red…RUN.”
John doe: Mizukicuteclothes is Mizuki Akiyama’s #1

mizuki: yes vivi is my number 1 fan

Mizuki Akiyama’s #1 fan - A Mizuki’s #1 fan is a person whose entire life revolves around the character Mizuki Akiyama. their mood and actions depend on Mizuki akiyama entirely, and nothing and no one could make them feel any different about mizuki. Without mizuki, they’d have no world. They wouldn’t know themselves or anyone around them without the existence of mizuki akiyama.
by CrackKazui March 30, 2025
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November 1

November 1, 1996 it's when greatest goth rapper Lil peep was born. I'm so sorry for u if you don't know him.
Fangirl: Omg, it's the happiest day of my life.
Someone: What's on November 1?
Fangirl: November 1 is the day when Lil peep was born!!
by fangirl12516 October 29, 2020
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mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”
by koniz907L April 16, 2025
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