zipperdyrms

A balding old man, who generally works in retail

My manager is a right zipperdyrms.

by wermy December 9, 2008

Zipper

A person who is on a single's dating site, and punches in different zip codes, for different cities, in his search for single people, that are members of his dating service, but that are outside of his limited local (home) zip code.

Rose: I'm getting tired of seeing the same people, on this single's dating site. Victor: Hey, Rose, you should become a zipper. Rose: Whats a zipper? Victor: Just somebody that punches, in different, zip codes, for different cities, that way you have access to every city, every member, accross the country. Rose: Thanks, Victor,I guess if i find someone, it would have been worth becoming a zipper, thanks.

by Victor Osejo March 7, 2007

zipperhead

in the army during the late 60's and 70's
a soldier that was a stoner would part his hair down the middle, like it was when he had long hair before he got drafted.

"look there's a zipperhead, he will know where we can get some smoke"

by mediature August 11, 2008

zipper

type of hairstyle

That zipperhead looks like he would rip your head off and crap down your throat.

by and you'd like it October 13, 2003

zipper poper

when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load

I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.

by pwnmaster69 May 5, 2009

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Zipperdoodle

Zipperdoodle is a doodle on your zipper dont you know? the bird bird bird bird is the word! nah but really. Zipperdoodle is a doodle, aka drawing, on the zipper of pants/jackets/pockets/zippers! usually these "zipperdoodles" are the company logo

chipple my whipple

guy1: Dude check out my zipperdoodle!!
guy2: sorry im not gay im not goonna look down their at your smally

by Zippermydoodle September 11, 2010