son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008

Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.

Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.

by Mgoo February 14, 2022

vape wizard

someone who is the last air bender.

A vape wizard being defined as someone who has far greater potential of a vape god.

by LilVG October 26, 2017

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.

Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!

by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

kickin wizard

A word used to describe something that is dope/cool or awesome.

The sex in the hot tub was kickin wizard

by ja<K December 1, 2020

Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.

Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”

by anonymous January 18, 2023