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Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
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Widow Predator

A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.

This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.
"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."
by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025
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Pink Widow

Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.
Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
by fat lad November 14, 2014
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Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(
The widow can't afford a husband
by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017
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Alpha widow

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.

People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
She’s suffering from alpha widow syndrome so she won’t come out of her head.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024
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Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended
Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender
by jackdewitt February 21, 2023
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A Bunch of Widows

Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.
I thought the party would be a blast, but no one brought booze so it was just a bunch of widows.
by random name 98364 July 3, 2009
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