The Whether

a dope job app that helps you plan ahead. The Whether personalizes your career discovery process, especially in St. Louis and Chicago areas. It will save you from that inevitable sense of dread at family gatherings when you hear the questions "what is your major now?" "do you have a job yet?"

Mom: Do you finally have an idea of what you're doing this summer???

You: Yeah Mom, I check The Whether.

by Freckled Puma July 12, 2017

Buck wheat pancakes

A word used to compare things in piles

Damn her forehead be lookin like buck wheat pancakes

by Ceciliapizzeria September 18, 2018

Joey wheadon

A beautiful guy who acts like they dont have sex with a pedophile principal with a 32 foot penis when they really do. Joe also enjoys sucking greasy toes and sweaty taints.

I saw “Joey wheadon”s underwear in my pedophile principals truck yesterday!

by Chttawtta69 April 15, 2020

cocoa wheaties

When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.

Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.

Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.

by Walter F. October 25, 2020

cream of wheaten

Diarrhea......

Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !

by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015

fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019