IT Welfare

Performing Information Technology task(s)/job(s) for employees, clients or customers who do not have the skill set to perform the task(s)/job(s) or are unwilling to do it for themselves.

When Users don't complete UAT properly its our jobs to provide IT Welfare and do the job for them...

by jabanks69 May 2, 2018

welfare loss

A person who doesn't produce at his/her allocatively efficient point (lazy ass)

Naman is the definition of welfare loss

by keyboard_smasheri0fbnqpojedvfo January 9, 2025

welfare wages

Its the pay that you get from a job that pays so low that you qualify for some type of government public assistance and if you didn't get the public assistance to go along with the job, you would not be able to subsist on the job alone. These types of jobs typically pay up to $3.00 above minimum wage.

Welfare wages is the type of total economy that the US moves closer to with each passing year.

by Curly Stooge July 1, 2016

luxury welfare

luxury things being involved in less problems than nonluxury things according to stats.

The luxury welfare kept the status quo for the rich.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john April 23, 2012

Welfare Necklace

A padlock & chain worn like a necklace. Worn because you cannot afford a real necklace or as a joke.

Hey Dave! Look at Tristan over there! He's wearing a welfare necklace! His parents are poor!

by Mokosus July 14, 2018

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich August 16, 2016