welcome

The slang term for "floor mat"

I tossed my keys on the 'welcome' by the door—perfect spot for everyone to wipe their shoes before coming inside!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Welcome to great Falls

Taking a shit and getting a hand job at Wild Hare

Welcome to great falls. Go to Wild Hares

by Mike Mally 69 HJ January 11, 2025

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015