When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.
Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?
Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?
Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.
by GlamazonPop September 17, 2016
Get the valentine buddymug. jeriel valentin is a cute boy that has a 7 inch penis and that hase a nine tailed fox inside and has friends juan has eight tails and kevin has seven tails
hey you know that cute boy that has nine tails/ye his name is jeriel valentin ugh he so cute and his friends make him look so good.
by 運の忍者 December 6, 2017
Get the jeriel valentinmug. Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.
single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
Get the Valentines day.mug. Your an idiot.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's daymug. by Antrobar May 5, 2018
Get the platonic valentinemug. Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
Hoes cost too much to pay.
Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.
by Hyena King February 14, 2010
Get the Valentines Daymug.