Twilight is probably one of the easiest books to read. It is written in a language so simple with a plot so dull that a third grader from Mexico can comprehend it.
Basically a vampire foodfight, it is a novel that seems to be aimed at fifth or sixth graders.
This book was then made into a PG-13 movie that was as enjoyable as lacerating your own eyeballs with a sharpened piece of rusted tin.
Basically a vampire foodfight, it is a novel that seems to be aimed at fifth or sixth graders.
This book was then made into a PG-13 movie that was as enjoyable as lacerating your own eyeballs with a sharpened piece of rusted tin.
"The book was the best book in the world, everyone should buy it"
-typical teenage highschool girl
"I saw twilight and felt out of place, the movie theater was full of thirteen year olds. There could've been younger audiences but it was PG-13."
-typical teenage highschool girl
"I saw twilight and felt out of place, the movie theater was full of thirteen year olds. There could've been younger audiences but it was PG-13."
by Crockett Vinson December 23, 2008
Get the Twilightmug. Fans of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. (Not to be confused with the less-disciplined Twihards or Twinerds)
Generally more logical in arguments with flamers.
Generally more logical in arguments with flamers.
by ~*B May 14, 2009
Get the Twilightermug. by twilightYAWN April 8, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you.
jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.
and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?
all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.
kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.
and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?
all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.
kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
twilight fans:
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*
by _-julianne-_ January 7, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. A disgrace to this world. It brings shame to the fantasy genre. To even put twilight in the same sentence as Harry Potter should be considered illegal. Contrary to popular belief, the books are actually about fairies that drink blood, not vampires. Can also be used as a swear word. Has also been known to kill.
by CedricDiggoryisn'tavampire September 20, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A pathetic attempt at a book. Whats even worse is the films. Topless fags prancing around. The only people that like twilight are idiots and horney girls
Girl 1: OMG I JUST SAW TWILIGHT FOR THE 27th TIME!!!!
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
by AfroDukes November 26, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. the book that I only read when I take a shit. It makes me shit much much easier. I finally finished the first book, then put it in the toilet and flushed it along with my excrement.
by max8404 April 3, 2009
Get the Twilightmug.