surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006

Turfs Up

You know your turf? It’s ya set, turfs up nigga throw yo hood up

“Yo yesterday when the dj said turfs up what did you throw up?”
“My turf my set”

by Bayslanger August 2, 2025